“Hitch Walker is the most amazing LitRPG writer alive today. His prose speaks to your soul and he is a gentle yet thorough lover of goats and beautiful women. If you ever find yourself lost in one of Hitch’s stories, don’t bother trying to follow the breadcrumbs—he and the goat have probably eaten them by now.”
Brian Spisak
“Reading Hitch’s LitRPG prose is like a lover’s touch—gentle yet firm, leaving you breathless and yearning for more. It’s the kind of writing that could seduce even a goat into believing it’s a graceful gazelle.”
Andrea at the hermitage Waffle House
“Wow! Reading Hitch’s work is like trying to assemble a puzzle where all the pieces are from different boxes—but somehow, it still makes a picture… just not the one you were expecting! Unless you were expecting a lot of crazy shit about goats.”